It's the Onion for Ghu's sake.
Congress takes group of schoolchildren hostage.
My favorite line?
Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) suddenly burst into the National Statuary Hall with a pair of black panty hose over his head and began firing a Beretta 9 mm handgun into the air, shouting, "Everybody down! Everybody get the fuck down!"
I'd pay good money to see ol' Harry with black panty hose over his head.
Of course, someone is going to be intimidated or threatened or offended or something.
Six
2 comments:
I suppose the pantyhose belonged to Pelosi?
Whoa!
A "good" story would have had one of the kids pulling a "heater" out of his backpack and taking control of the situation. No shooting, just brandishing. The legislators quaking in their shoes and soiling their drawers while they wet themselves. :) It fits, eh?
It does fit Blue. It's For The Chiillddren!
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