And from our humorous stereotype department we have
Greek police bust violent donut ring.
You just can't make this kind of stuff up. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself at least you can laugh at your profession. Go ahead, leave me a cops and donuts joke in the comments. I can take it.
I'll go first.
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Come on, someone can surely do better than that groaner!