'The true Soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because He loves what is behind him.' -G. K. Chesterton

24 August 2011

Cops and Donuts

And from our humorous stereotype department we have

 Greek police bust violent donut ring.

You just can't make this kind of stuff up. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself at least you can laugh at your profession. Go ahead, leave me a cops and donuts joke in the comments. I can take it.

I'll go first.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Come on, someone can surely do better than that groaner!



Blue said...

I dunno, but it made me laugh ;)

instinct said...

A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. "I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?"

"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."

"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"

instinct said...

Another "not-a-dougnut-joke" but still pretty good

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!"

Six said...

Thanks Blue. I totally stole it.

Instinct gives us two beauties. Thanks my friend, they were great!!

Sarge said...

Cop setting at an intersection with a stop sign. I car comes and runs the stop sign. Cop activates his emergency flashers and pulls the care over. Cop walks up and observes a young man at the controls. Cop ask the kid "why he didn't stop at the stop sign". Kid says "I thought I slowed down". Cop gives the kid a ticket and tells him to stop next time. Next day same thing happens, same car, same kid. Kid said that "he thought he had slowed down enough". Cops gives him another ticket. Next day same damn thing happens this time the cop walks up; reaches in the window drags the kid out and starts whaling on the kid with his night stick. The kid hollers "Stop, stop". The cops says "now do you want me to stop or slow down".

Six said...

Good one Pop!