Lu and I are currently in the process of a bathroom renovation. We've gotten some Small Black Dog help along the way, usually followed by entreaties to "Drop That" or "Could You Please Move" and the like. After one work day I exited to find this in the living room.
Uh oh. That can't be good. Further exploration revealed to extent of the crime.
And the culprit.
He pled insanity and threw himself on the mercy of the court. A criminal mastermind he ain't.