How can a six year old boy produce poop that smells like that? I mean, The Boy can clear out the entire house. What's he eating, raw weasel rectums? There's a semi permanent green cloud in the bathroom. Angus just tucks his tail and slinks away, whining and casting accusatory looks at me. Even Chrisi can smell it and she hasn't had a working nose for two years. The UN called, talking about sanctions and sending in a WMD inspection team. I mean, he's three feet tall with about a foot and a half of intestines. Nothing in there should have the time to reach that level of stinkitude. Lu is talking about installing an outhouse. In the neighbors yard.
Boys. Never let them use the indoor toilet.