From the "If they were smart we'd never catch them" comedy criminal file we have Ghillie Boy. GB apparently had the brilliant idea of wearing a Ghillie Suit to a burglary. Just in case the PoPo came rolling by. He apparently forgot that whole dogs-can-smell-really-good thing. He might should have done just a little more research into the local constabulary force and their K-9 program. (Psst GB. They have one.) Add in the fact that the room he was breaking into did not have access to his target building and we have a criminal who needs to be in jail for his own safety.
Here's our no doubt future Darwin Award winner in full weedy regalia. I would have given a months salary to have put the cuffs on this guy.
My absolute favorite quote from the article:
Until a police dog noticed a patch of turf acting in a manner very much unlike most grass. The dog bit down bit down on the grass and the grass responded with a yelp.
That's a 6P* Fail coupled with a heavy dose of "That really, really hurts". I hope his handler gave that K-9 a mouth rinse afterward. Stupidity of that magnitude might be contagious.
Six
*Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
4 comments:
It was thoughtful of the perp to wear a suit of dental floss for the K9.
Go dog!
Dog 1, Idjit 0!
Maybe I've hung around Lab's too long, but I can totally see the whole smelled-something-so-was-looking-at-the-grass moment suddenly become a must-chomp-on-the-moving-grass-cause-maybe-it's-a-toy-or-FOOD moment. Must have been classic. I so want to have been there when the officer put two and two together!
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