When dogs were asked how many of you does it take to screw in a light bulb;
The Border Collie said "Just one and I'll take care of that out of code wiring while I'm at it."
The German Shepherd said "I am not afraid of the dark. I'll kill it before it even knows I'm there."
The Lab said "Pick me, pick me, pick me. Can I do it? Can I? Pleaseohpleaseohplease!!
Six (from CarGuy's house)
HT to Family Dog Magazine