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09 October 2010

Re-Post Of A Post Referencing My Cheapness And Alleged Fabrication Skills

Update: I used to have another blog where I talked about many, many things. Most of the posts were about things that were at least marginally painful. I'm deleting that blog but I want to keep some of those posts. Something about public humiliation or some such. The therapist was droning on and on and honestly, by that time I'd mostly fallen asleep.

Anyway.

The answer came to me in a benadryl fueled dream. Hey, transfer those posts here. Then you can benefit from my total lack of real world skills coupled with a painful obsession to prove my ineptitude.

Really, I'm just lazy. This way I can just copy and paste and it seems like a brand new post to anyone who didn't see the original and since 4 people in total actually read that blog I think it's safe to say that's pretty much everyone. Except Sarge and the DO.

To set the stage for later escapades in hurting myself with power tools here's a minor foray into the mind of a barely adequate but self delusional fabricator. Next week, Sweet Baby Schwinn.
Six

So, I'm back into bicycling. Going out and riding and getting all the benefits of pain and sweat.
Good fun that.

But there's more to it than that. I really don't want to ride around here on the streets so I usually load up the bikes and whoever is going with me and heading out to a nice ridey place. Easy peasy lemon squeezy right?

Not so much.

See I have not one but two trucks. Sweet. Just pick one, throw the bikes in the back and go.
Well, we have a dog. I say dog but really she's a Black Lab so she's more like a furry, pathetic begging machine. "You going somewhere? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? Please, please, please....." You get the idea. And being that I can't say no (really, if I was a woman I'd be perpetually pregnant and have like fifteen kids) she usually ends up coming along.

So, we bought shells for both trucks. I really don't know why we did it for both trucks but I think you might be able to figure it out from the last paragraph (Salesman: you need the new Single Handle Doodad and look, it comes in Puce. Me: Ooohhh.).

The shells are nice and Chrisi loves them, hanging her little head out and barking madly at passing squirrels.

But. They are a pain to load and unload more than one bicycle into and out of. And I almost never ride alone (Hey, I have a mortal fear of those self same squirrels. Why do you think I have a dog?) so there's always at least 2 bikes coming along.

The answer is obvious to anyone with more than 2 working brain cells. Bike Rack. Perfect. Except for one thing. I'm cheap as hell.

I priced some racks at the local bike stores and REI. I was aghast and I don't ghast very easily. A good one was close to 300 bucks! Used ones on CL were still in the 100 dollar and up category.
And did I mention I was cheap?

So what to do? The solution was as obvious as it was potentially hurty and comical. Make one myself. I have a welder. I have some scrap. I have skills. Well, I have the fantasy that I have skills which is almost the same thing.

The end result



Another view


I had the hitch left over from an accident where an uninsured driver hit my boat trailer and bent it (My insurance paid for everything. Uninsured motorist coverage is a must these days). I hacked it up and added some square tubing I bought at a scrap yard for 3 dollars. two crosspieces to hold the bike frames, some carpeting to pad everything, a neato little hook at the bottom for a bunji and some black Krylon and Viola! A bike rack. I had everything in the shop except the tubing.

And it works pretty good too


Pretty cool eh?

Is it crude? Yes it is. Is it ugly and cheap looking? Oh yeah. Will the welds make any competent fabricator fall over with an immediate massive coronary on sight? Almost certainly (sorry about that). Is it a little crooked? Uh, yeah, it is.

Does it work like stink? Why yes, yes it does.

I figure I've got no more than 5 bucks into the thing. Proof positive that anyone with a little material, a welder, a high tolerance for ridicule and a misers attitude can make something at least marginally useful.

Of course, I did burn all the hair off my arms because I was welding in short sleeves. And I did pick up that cross piece before it was sufficiently cooled. And I did grind off a fair amount of flesh from a finger that later got infected and quite painful.

I guess in the end this project taught me a lesson even more valuable than the money I saved (Wait. Did I say that?).

Being a cheap bastard isn't for wusses.

Six

4 comments:

Me said...

If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

Kanani said...

That's pretty cool! I think spending $300 is insane for a bike rack! I had no idea they cost that much.
Hope the riding is good these days!

Six said...

Exactly Me. But I gotta admit, it looks pretty bad. The Tuetels would laugh me dead out of the shop.

Thanks Kanani. I just can't spend it. We get to the register and it's like no frigging way. A buddy of mine just got married to a hard core mountain biker and they drag us on every ride they can. Fun but that gal's killing me.

JihadGene said...

Saving some dough or being cheap is never an easy choice...until an ambulance ride to the hospital. Thanks for sharing!