You absolutely must go here and read http://jadedhaven.wordpress.com/. Especially Cant Of Thieves. It is Epic. I've added Daphne to our blog roll.
nanc pointed out (thanks nanc)that I screwed up the link to Daphne's site. No excuses. Musta been too much Mt. Dew. I think I've got it sorted out now. If not just click on Jaded Haven. Now.