During my career I've been kicked, punched and hit with a wide and varied selection of objects but this is just too much.
Woman hits cop in the head with a pink dildo.
Now that's a Penal Code violation
Along the same lines we've all heard about the Secret Service guys who got caught with their pants down. Here's a tip for our boys in dark suits from a former street cop. Pay the hooker. You know it's wrong, I know it's wrong and damn sure she knows it's wrong. If you piss her off she has exactly nothing to lose. She'll scream and rant and raise a ruckus leaving you with your dick in your hand and a stupid look on your face in front of a bunch of people you'd just as soon not be aware of your proclivities. If you're so morally bankrupt and equipmentally deficient that you have to pay for it make sure she at least leaves monetarily satisfied. And do try to remember the Secret part of Secret Service. Letting everyone you're carrying on with know what you do for a living and who you do it for is just asking for trouble.
If I had a nickel for every stupid John I ever had dealings with.....